I looked in the mirror and said, "These tiny spots on my face look
so ugly!".
My husband: "Let's have you do plastic surgery.."
I don't like that one bit, but then suddenly I remember the advice from "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", -'Men need to be told everything on their face to understand.'
So I say, "When your wife says the marks on her face look ugly,you should say 'no my dear,they look very pretty on your face'"..
Pause.
"Oh,OK, " he says.
After a while he shows the kids the Bollywood item song 'Chikni Chameli' on his mobile phone. But they are more interested in looking at me combing my hair. So I say, "in my kids'eyes I look prettier than Katrina Kaif ! "
My husband looks shocked for a moment, ponders another, then says,"not just in the kids' eyes, in their dad's eyes,too.."
Pause. I say- "Now you are learning".
My husband: "Let's have you do plastic surgery.."
I don't like that one bit, but then suddenly I remember the advice from "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", -'Men need to be told everything on their face to understand.'
So I say, "When your wife says the marks on her face look ugly,you should say 'no my dear,they look very pretty on your face'"..
Pause.
"Oh,OK, " he says.
After a while he shows the kids the Bollywood item song 'Chikni Chameli' on his mobile phone. But they are more interested in looking at me combing my hair. So I say, "in my kids'eyes I look prettier than Katrina Kaif ! "
My husband looks shocked for a moment, ponders another, then says,"not just in the kids' eyes, in their dad's eyes,too.."
Pause. I say- "Now you are learning".
This one is so cute! Thumbs up to ur husband :)
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